I don’t know nothin’ bout birthing babies!

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Okay y’all, if any of you know how to interpret dreams, you’ve gotta help me out on this one. Are you ready?

It’s a weird one.

Last night I dreamt that I was big, huge pregnant and going into labor (which is biologically impossible in real life). Anyway, in the dream I could actually feel the baby moving around inside of me, and even some cramping and pressure. It was remarkable.

This is when it really gets weird. Big Mama and I were in my hometown walking (she was walking, I was waddling) in very cold weather, trying to get to the Dairy Queen so I could deliver my baby. Big Mama kept saying, “I can see the DQ sign, we’re getting closer, just keep walking.” As we’re walking, I’m holding my big, pregnant belly and looking towards the tall red Dairy Queen sign. Big Mama is helping to hold me up as we walk and I say her, “boy, is this ever going to give us something to blog about!” Big Mama says, “oh yes it will, but right now we just have to get you to the Dairy Queen.”

Please help me y’all. Am I nuts???

P.S. No, I have not been smoking my lavender.

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